At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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