Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Randomize
