Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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