I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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