your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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