she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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