If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
