he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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