we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Dicks are not precious.
Randomize
