Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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