is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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