So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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