i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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