Three words: puerto rican gang bang
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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