Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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