A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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