I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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