I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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