Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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