so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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