I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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