Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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