this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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