3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Randomize
