the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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