I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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