Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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