my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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