Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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