sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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