high people should be assigned attendants
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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