so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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