yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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