Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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