Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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