Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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