I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
she told me i tasted like america
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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