i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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