It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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