white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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