Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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