So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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