He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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