What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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