Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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