I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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