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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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