Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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