I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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