Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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