she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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