This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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