a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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