that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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